Before you become a parent there are many things they tell you. There are also many things they leave out. Like the fact that everytime you smell poop,and know it is quite possible it's your kid. You will knowingly, and willingly shove your face into their behind just to make sure. Picture drawn by Me… Continue reading Things They Don’t Tell you #45782
I read a post somewhere on here about judging people by what's in their grocery cart. As I was reading it, and the comments I couldnt help but chuckle. People really do judge everything you do even if it's silently to themselves. The judgements are always there. Then it got me thinking we are all… Continue reading Don’t Worry Everyone’s a Judgey Judy.
Love is when you wake up from a nap, and yell at your husband. Only to find out he cleaned the whole house for you. Then he cleans it again the next day anyway. ❤ Love is when your husband buys you flowers, and puts them in a vase on the window ledge. Then it… Continue reading Love Is When They Love You Anyway
I love the ocean it's my happy place. There's somthing so enticing about the waves. Watching them crash hard on the rocks so destructive yet so delicate. It's almost unsettling standing there as if leaving your fate to chance. As the water rises, and falls each wave getting just a bit closer. Each one pulling… Continue reading Where Distruction and Beauty Meet.
Why do people make unsolicited comments to mothers trying to wrangle a pissed off toddler into a cart. Like why just why? The other day at Wal-Mart my one,and a half year old had a melt down. Yes I know shocker a kid less then two, and three hours past his nap didn't want to… Continue reading Public Service Announcement!
Picture from google.com HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE! Halloween is my favorite holiday I love it more then any other one. I used to think my love of Halloween would dwindle. That once the free candy, and trick-or-treating with my friends was over I would like it much less. Twenty-nine years,and counting it's still my favorite. Why?… Continue reading You can do your hair weird, or dress like a duck
Picture from google.com Why is it that no matter what you do for your kids to get them settled beforehand. They literally need you like the sky is falling the minute you start doing somthing. Seriously ya'll I don't get it. Let me tell you a story. This is a true story it happened to… Continue reading Mom Died
Picture done by Just Ask Ma ( AKA Me) Mom Brain is real. It is so very real, and if you have kids chances are you have fallen victim to this condition more then once. This is an actual visualization of my Brian on a daily basis. Its no wonder I spent 20 minutes looking… Continue reading This Is Your Brain… This Is Your Brian When You’re Mom.
I swear my kids drop somthing on the floor or spill somthing and think oh well mom will get it. Im ninety present sure that is their thought process when making a mess. Yesterday was especially bad if I could make a bet that my children generally think I am their maid. I would take… Continue reading Mind your Business
Picture drawn by Just ask Ma (Me) This is me, every single night after my kids go to bed. I get them to sleep, and head straight for the tv to catch up on my shows. If you do the same then you know its easy to get excited,and forget theres a bomb I mean… Continue reading How Moms watch TV.
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